Apologies Thus

The first time you do anything, it's always going to be difficult. Even if it comes naturally, the nerves beforehand make it hard to believe you can ever succeed. So, when I decided to enter a competition where I have 3minutes to impress an audience and panel of judges with my words, I think it is fair to say that I am really feeling the horror of sharing my work for the first time with people I have never even laid eyes on before in my life! I feel that I must share my few advance apologies:

Hell, I'm not afriad to say it,

I am scared shitless!

My apologies thus,

If my words seem witless.

^. .^