Having not slept on Monday night, one would expect I'd be out like a light on Tuesday night. Which I was, at 21:30. However, I made the mistake once again of not locking my door, though this time, as my flatmates were being noisy, I had my headphones in and on full blast so I couldn't hear a damn thing. And, being the bastards that they are, someone decided they would come in and leave a post it on my head. Did I wake up? Did I shite. Now, I might have found this funny had I not found a chicken carcass in my bin on Monday afternoon. So, Christmas spirit hanging round me, I wrote my flatmates a happy note:
KEEP OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM
UNLESS I INVITE YOU IN.
MERRY FUCKING XMAS.
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